To make up for our lack of craiglist, one of the school newspapers runs a "shoutout" column every Wednesday. It's pretty much the same thing as craigslist, only better. Like grouphug, there's no way to identify or contact the poster, which means they are more risque and voyeristic. They are marvellously addictive.
There are hundreds of shoutouts submitted every week, but only thirty or so are printed in the actual newspaper. The rest can be found online. This week, I submitted two shoutouts that made it into the paper. I am so awesome.
My roommate is awesome. He bags more bitches in a month than I have in my entire life. I wish that he would tutor me, except that would probably get pretty damn awkward, since I like the cock and he doesn't.
Just because you're hooking up with my suitemate doesn't mean you can steal our milk. Two gallons in three days? Get your damn legs out of the air and go to the stupid store, you fat cow.
God, I love shit like this.