One of my favorite songs is "Bombs Over Baghdad" by Outkast. It's been my song for at least five years now, ever since I got bored in a computer lab during my freshman year of high school and decided to learn all of the lyrics. Now, I can rap this song faster than even Outkast themself. It's mad fly, yo.
For those of you who have lived under a rock recently, or prefer to get your musical stylings from "Sweating To the Oldies," here's an MP3.
Imagine my horror, will you, after trolling around amIright.com, a website dedicated to misheard lyrics, and discovering that I've been chanting along with the wrong gospel chorus all the while. It's "Power music, electric revival," not "Bible music, electric revival." I feel so stupid, but not as stupid as I could feel. At least I didn't sing some of these gems while keeping my skillz fresh.
God loves music so lets read the bible
Gotta go pee, it's an electric revival
I don't need no Atlantic revival
I hope you learnt a lesson from the bible
Pop loves music, big airships and milo.
And, my personal favorite:
5, 4, 3, taking lessons in Tae*Bo.
January 6, 2005
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.