April 8, 2005

It was his turn.

Steps to make your roommate take out the garbage.

1. Find roommate.
2. Make fist.
3. Say "If you don't take out the garbage
by the time I get back from class, I'm lubing
up my fist and grabbing your colon.... from
the inside!"
4. Go to class.
5. Return to find garbage emptied.

I need to remember this for next time.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.