July 12, 2005

Questions I Have Been Asked on gay.com

"do you like to eat?"

"I won't bug if you say no... but you aren't by any chance interested in getting sucked off tonight are you?

"what be the perfect guy for u"

"your white, rite?"

"woud u be my dream pussyboi?"

"sure wish i could swallow a few loads from u tonite u game?"

"have you heard of anne rice and her sleeping beauty books?"

Oh, gay.com. I can't stand you, but oh how I enjoy disliking you.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.