July 11, 2005

Note how I say "Almost"

The genius of Arrested Development (which I bought over the week and devoured like a cockslut at a circuit party) almost makes up for the satanic figure that is Rupert Murdoch.

Also, according to wikipedia, the plural of Elvis is "Elvii." There is absolutely no reason to bring that up in everyday conversation, but damnit! I'm going to try.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.