August 9, 2005

Don't Give Me No Seltzer Cos I Need More Than Fizz

Drinks consumed on my birthday:
Blue Raspberry Margarita
Cranberry Mist
Berry Chica
Cosmopolitian Cocktail
Jack Daniels

God I'm such a homo.

Now, before you get all excited about that Jack Daniels nightcap, I should mention that it was a Jack Daniels Wildberry Country Cocktail.

And this was over the course of the entire day, mind you. I may have been an excellent conversationalist that evening, and buzzing just a bit, but I still was able to type coherently (just ask Anonyboy). I was probably more gregarious than usual, sure, but it was on a full stomach and I drank plenty of water. I woke up at 9 the next morning refreshed, not hung over.

Then again, waking up after your twentyfirst birthday not feeling even just a little bit hung over means that there's something wrong with you.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.