August 5, 2005

Grassy Ass (Gracias)

If you were the delightful Scot who recently bought me almost $100 worth of DVDs off my amazon.com wish list, would you please be so kind as to drop me an email/blog address so that I may thank you properly? The boxed set of Six Feet Under and a Jeff Buckley concert deserves at least a cheesy, semi-naked thank you card, either a premade email card or a homemade one with some boudoir shots of myself.

I'll also write fawning blog posts about your sexual prowess, animal magnetism and ample penis and shower you with as many site hits (if you keep a blog) as I can muster.

Thanks!
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.