My friend Mel just called to let me know that Carson Kressley is circumsized.
She knows this because she was at an underwear party. He was wearing a trashy white speedo thing, but then he got a little soused.
Isn't that kind of gross? Both the image of Carson Kressley in a white speedo and the fact that my friend called me from the club because she thought I should know.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.