August 21, 2005

News Flash

My friend Mel just called to let me know that Carson Kressley is circumsized.

She knows this because she was at an underwear party. He was wearing a trashy white speedo thing, but then he got a little soused.

Isn't that kind of gross? Both the image of Carson Kressley in a white speedo and the fact that my friend called me from the club because she thought I should know.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.