So. I returned from a super long, boring weekend. I tried to resume sexually harassing my roommate, just like the good old days, but my molestation seemed to have hit a dry patch.
However, we were joking around, and I asked him if the little guy (pointing to his penis) missed me. He asked me not to refer to it as little, and so I asked if it had a name. It doesn't.
He said I could name it, though.