October 24, 2005

I want to call it Mine.

So. I returned from a super long, boring weekend. I tried to resume sexually harassing my roommate, just like the good old days, but my molestation seemed to have hit a dry patch.

However, we were joking around, and I asked him if the little guy (pointing to his penis) missed me. He asked me not to refer to it as little, and so I asked if it had a name. It doesn't.

He said I could name it, though.

Any suggestions?
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.