For those of you without jobs, Shirtless Roommate will be appearing on
the Price is Right this Friday. He'll just be in the audience. If you see a guy in a white, homemade tshirt asking people to spay and neuter their pets, and if he has a big nose, well, I've seen his penis. Touched it even, too.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.
