Why didn't anyone ever tell me that Less Than Zero is like, the most perfect book ever to read during a visit home from college during Christmas break?
It left me with a huge pair of blue balls, and its not even that sexy of a book. It's all in the gorgeous writing. I've read other books of his, and watched the movies based off the books, but damn is that a good book.
Also, in a related note, I really wish I would have been clever enough to come up with this:
Bret Easton Ellis Sues Paris Hilton for Copyright Infringement