January 4, 2006

Less Than Zero

Why didn't anyone ever tell me that Less Than Zero is like, the most perfect book ever to read during a visit home from college during Christmas break?

It left me with a huge pair of blue balls, and its not even that sexy of a book. It's all in the gorgeous writing. I've read other books of his, and watched the movies based off the books, but damn is that a good book.

Also, in a related note, I really wish I would have been clever enough to come up with this:

Bret Easton Ellis Sues Paris Hilton for Copyright Infringement
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.