In random order, with the assumption that a working time machine can be found before midnight.
1. Jude Law, circa 1996
2. Roger Smith, circa 1961
3. Robert Downey Jr, circa sobriety
4. Marlon Brando, circa 1951
5. Jake Gyllenhaal. Now and forever.
December 31, 2006
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.