December 31, 2006

The Five Men I Wish Would Show Up and Give Me a New Year's Kiss

In random order, with the assumption that a working time machine can be found before midnight.

1. Jude Law, circa 1996


2. Roger Smith, circa 1961


3. Robert Downey Jr, circa sobriety


4. Marlon Brando, circa 1951


5. Jake Gyllenhaal. Now and forever.

Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.