Yesterday I went over to my sister's dorm to help her fix her printer. In the elevator, I heard the following conversation, with absolutely no irony or joking involved on the part of the second (and cuter) guy, and the first guy showed no sign of recognizing his latent homoeroticism.
Guy 1: Have you heard of the Third Reich?
Guy 2: No I haven't.
Guy 1: I think you could really fit in there, with your blue eyes, blond hair and your atheletic body.
Guy 2: Good. I've been looking for a new extra-curricular`'cause I want to go to grad school someday. Do you know when the next meeting is?
Guy 1: I don't know. We'll have to check the Union.
