According to a recent 99-page report, you young whippersnappers aren't
reading as much as you used to. Or should be. At least that's what the jist of the report is, I don't have the time to read the whole damn thing. But I read enough, and you don't. Don't you remember,
Knowledge is Power?
Reading is cool. All of the cool kids are doing it, and what's more, they're doing it naked. Don't you want to be cool?
Hadji Murad by Leo Tolstoy
The Magic Mountain by Thomas Mann
The Violent Bear It Away by Flannery O'Connor
The Ground Beneath Her Feet by Salman Rushdie
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.
