February 25, 2009

Ideas for a NSFW Reading List

Usually, I come up with some sort of statement to preface the posts that feature naked men with books covering their junk, all works that I have read since the last time I featured a post like that and would recommend. However, I'm feeling kind of lazy at the moment, and so I have three ideas to introduce these slightly NSFW reading lists but I don't feel like flushing them out fully.

  • There's an article in the NYTimes about justifying the Humanities departments in universities, and really, you can justify everything with pictures of naked men.

  • The new Kindle is making lots of noise, but if I got one it would make these posts monotonous.

  • LOLcats and Porn are the two mainstays of the internet, so I bet it'd be easy to come up with some sort of combination.

So I guess pick your favorite and enjoy these "book reviews."

The Brief, Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz



American Wife by Curtis Sittenfeld



A Fine Balance by Rohinton Minstry



After the Quake by Haruki Murakami



Audacity of Hope by President Obama


A Perfect Waiter by Alain Claude Sulzer
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.