1. For the first time in my life, I am thinking about purchasing a Playboy.
2. The new Nobel Laureate in Literature looks like a drag queen's take on a Disney villain, and I think it's affecting my take on her oeuvre.
3. This video is more mesmerizing than a lava lamp. Hotter, too.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.