December 17, 2009

Happy Birthday Simpsons!

Despite what overweight white guys type on the internet, it's still a solid show, and doesn't deserve the glut of articles badmouthing its output over the past decade.

You know what? You're not as funny or smart or cool as you were twenty years ago either, so lay off the Simpsons.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.