March 7, 2010

Academy Awards Dead-Blog

As you may have guessed, I've decided against a liveblog of the Oscars.

Actually, the decision was made for me, since the internet in our building cut out about twenty minutes before the show was due to begin, and only came back, intermittently, starting with that half-hearted waste of time tribute to horror films.

But as a consolation prize, below you will find naked pictures of men with the posters of the best picture nominees covering the good parts.

Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.