"You want me to what?"
"It's not hard. Just bring the carts back to the foyer and make sure they're not filled with flyers or anything"
"How butch do you think I am?"
"I don't know if you know this about me, but I like boys. Moving large objects across parking lots is not something my people do well."
Fortunately, a few days prior, my friend Anna turned me on to the greatest game when we were stuck in traffic. Yes, we get traffic jams, even in those square states in the middle (the one with all the cows).
You take the name of the car, and add the prefix "anal." It works best with SUVs, but it's usually amusing for all cars.
All right. I admit it--I used cars.com for help with coming up with some of these. I didn't have a pen nor paper on me to keep a list, and talking about cars leaves me drowsy. But there still is a great deal of fun to be had with 'anal'. Heh. This game had me giggling the whole time, even while I was moving carts (though usually only four or five at a time).