August 16, 2004

Have you ever...

...written a blog post, then, while rereading it for spelling errors/grammatical atrocities, experience déjà vu? And, searching through your archives, you find that not only did you write a similar post, but it was much better than the one you just wrote?

If I drank, I'd be taking a shot right about now.

For those of you too lazy to click the first link and peruse the archives:

My back hurts. I sleep dry-humping spooning a body pillow, onto which I occasionally spray the ex's deodorant.

Yes, I really am that pathetic, and yes, I really do need a boyfriend.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.