Jake: Hey there!
Interviewer: Hey Jake, first of I have to say how great it is to see an young actor like you succed in hollywood like that.
Jake: Yeah its been great...hollywood hard though, but I love making movies so I cant complain too much!
Interviewer: Talking of hollywood...theres been rumours going round for months now...heck I'm just going to come out and say it! there saying you're gay Jake but as I'm a nice guy I am going to give you a chance to set the record straight.
Jake: [starts to fidget now and the Interviewer looks shocked] I got to get this out...I been holding it in for years...I am gay, I actually got a boyfreind, his name is Rambo and his a a male stripper who I met in Las Vegas.
Interviewer: I thought you had a girlfreind
Jake: cover up. I am actually getting married to Rambo, its going to be gay tastic!
Interviewer: Sorry but this is a shock...why didnt you tell anyone sooner?
Jake: you know what people are like, I thought people would start shouting at me in the streets, stuff like gay Jake, or Jake you're gay! that would hurt BIG time.
Interviewer: Well Jake it was nice meeting you...
Jake: you too and I must say you got very nice hands...
Interviewer: Anyway! bye Jake and got luck with your future with your boyfreind
PS. Sic, in case you couldn't tell.
