January 21, 2005

They're everywhere!

The discussion section for my gay and lesbian studies class is full of ugly lesbians. I'm the only guy in the class. Even the TA muff-dives. I'm afraid I'm going to catch it. If I have to wake up for a 9 o'clock class, there had better be some hot gay boys to make out with during the videos, goddamnit.



Like this one. Why isn't he in my class, and why won't he make out with me during videos? Why, God, why?
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.