March 11, 2005

Gee.

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You are a dweller in the Vast Closet of Historical
Experience. Maybe you're an early modern
English sailor, or a civil war vet who fell in
love with your bunkmate, or some poor sodomite
in the middle ages who got burnt with a bundle
of sticks called a "faggot." At any
rate, unless you lived in a mollyhouse, your
homosexual inclinations were a secret you had
to keep to stay alive.


What kind of gay male atavism are you?
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.