I failed at getting a summer job. Looks like I'll be stuck at home for yet another embarassing summer.
Usually I just let the bannerheads rotate, but if I had enough time I would change the HTML so that this one would be the only one available, as it best fits my mood:

Le sigh.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.